Welcome to the realm of Defrightful Industries. This Website is devoted to one thing. It's up to you to figure out just exactly what that is!
We here at Defrightful Industries are dedicated to bringing you the very worst in jewelry, furniture, and other defrightfully decadent, useless products. It's just our way of spreading the spew. But be careful, you might get some on ya.
Defrightful Industries was established in 1836, by a man with a vision. Granted, it was a blurred vision, but a vision nonetheless. His name was Dr. Ebenezer Abolitious Defright (D.E.A.D). A shrewd business man, Dr. Defright revolutionized the common labor and workforce problems which, at the time (and continues to this day) plagued big business, by having only those that were already dead as employees. This eliminated the pesky issues with safety, wages, insurance, retirement programs and vacation schedules, just to name a few.
Dedicated to providing his customers with exorbitantly overpriced, poor quality products and dreadful service, Dr. Defright worked his employees literally "to the bones." Arguably, he was instrumental in setting the standards which are still utilized in today's business world, and are certainly the standards here at Defrightful Industries.
COMING SOON: "How do they do it?" - an in-depth look at the Defrightful process.
COMING SOON: "Take a tour of our facilities." - go underground on a fascinating VIP tour of this one-of-a-kind facility.
It's our way of spewing thanks on our customers.
Sooo... what are you waiting for? Call 555-1313 today, and join the thousands of dissatisfied customers. We're waiting to hear from YOU!!